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Top Excuses for Not Dancing

1. Sorry, I'm tired
2. I'm TIRED
3. I need a drink
4. Maybe next time (usually heard after the last record)
5. I promised this dance to my boyfriend
6. I've already got a partner
7. I can't dance to this record
8. I'm running in my new shoes and can't dance them over 4000rpm for six months
9. I'm a beginner
10. Please join the queue
11. I'm the barman, ask a dancer

How to Ask for a Dance

1. Down on one knee and say "Madame, may I have the pleasure of your company for this dance?"
2. Would you care for a dance?
3. Wanna dance?
4. Dance?
5. Offered hand, big ingraiting grin
6. Raised eyebrow motion towards dance floor
7. Walk onto dance floor, click fingers at prospective partner

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